MORGAN SLAMS WHINING CELEBS

TV talent show judge PIERS MORGAN has embarked on a mission to wipe out celebrities who complain about fame - and he's starting with LINDSAY LOHAN and fellow Brit HUGH GRANT.

The newspaper editor-turned-America's Got Talent judge is sick of listening to overpaid and privileged stars whining about press intrusion, singling out Lohan and Grant for particular criticism.

Morgan says, "I can't stand Hugh Grant - go away, you boring little man. I don't feel sorry for stars who've got loads of money and still behave badly, like Lindsay Lohan. Nobody wants to hear whining celebrities.

"I see it as my mission to eradicate whining celebrities."